Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Agt results

Tonight is the AGT results! Mia, here is a video of Lori Mae Hernandez INSULTING THE JUDGES!!!!
A lot of people did not like her but you know what I say to them? BE QUIET!!!! She is amazingly amazing and just needs to work on material a little bit!
It's REALLY LATE. So the acts in danger of going home the most tonight are, Tape Face, Laura Bretan and Edgar family band. UGH! Why AGT?! It's impossipble to choose!!!! I need more stinkin time! Now I need to ponder this. Bye!

Grace Vanderwaal on America's got talent

 Right now I just finished watching the amazing Grace Vanderwaal on AGT I will post a video of her at the end. She did AWESOME as usual!!!!!

So Mia, I need to ask you.... WHO DOSE MARSHMALLOW FLUFKINS BELONG TO!!?!?!?!?!? Whoever owns her is super super lucky!! And also if you can Mia, Could you tell People about ours blogs? My Mom posted on Facebook about it and I am trying as well but it would really help if you could tell people to:) Anyway here is Grace....... Impressive, gorgeous and awesome as always!!!!!!!

The announcment

Alright it is time for ( the shortly awaited ) ANNOUNCMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some of you may find this not super exciting but today is my 100th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Mia, I thought this video would be great for you and I because I don't know about you but I need help!
And I have been bored latley so I thought I could show you a super cool thing please click
here BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy 100 blog posts day!!! NO not really I just made that up.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

My day ( so far )

Hi! Ok so today I woke up SUPER LATE and guess who woke me up. SHILOH!!!!! Him, Georgia and my Dad were putting together a TV and shi baby yelled and woke me up. But after that we went to the hospital to have an ultrasound for baby Ivy! And then we went home and did schoolwork ( not math my Mom or Dad are going to help me with that ). And then we are up to right now, Shiloh, my Mom and Georgia are taking a nap and I'm blogging! When I published this it was 3: 41 PM  . Oh and Mia, do you know when you are coming in December??? Just wanna know in case your coming around my B day, if not I can plan it for another time:)

Special announcemt

So very soon Something very special is going to happen.... BUT I"M NOT GONNA TELL YOU YET!!!!
Witch is very hard for me because I have nothing to do usually except blog. And we usually do not have to go anywhere because we are home schooled ( not complaining i love it ). So pretty much we stay home all day and so I really want to tell you the suprise but I can't yet!!!!!!!
Frustrated face
Anyway I realized I did no videos yesterday so here is an extra funny one! Bye!!!!

Monday, August 29, 2016

Random facts

Hello! Today i'm going to show you some completly random facts and the first one is that my sister has a blog ( with really short posts ). If you would like to see that blog click here anyway the real facts are...

A flock of crows is known as a murder:( weird
May 29 is put your pillow on your fridge day
If pinochico says "my nose will grow" it would cause a parodox
An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it
When hippos get upset their sweat turns red

Weird things I would like to do

So this post is all about some unusual things I would LOVE to do. Here they are

1. audition for AGT
2. Breed sloths
3. Swim with Stingrays
4. Pet a shark:)
5. Be able to bake anything ( but who would NOT like to do that )
Sad puppy eyes

Image result for baby sloth
Here is a funny video if you are feeling sad watch this and you will immedietly be happy!

We are going to Pet Kingdom

Image result for pet kingdom fort myers floridaOn Friday we are going to pet kingdom!! They have literally almost anything you can think of. They get new puppies constantly and I don't know if this is still happaning but last time we were there all bulldogs and smoosh faced dogs were 10% off! And yes my friends, in the pic
you can see they let a gigantic tortoise hang out around the shop:)
They have TONS of  birds and even two lemurs! But my favorite part is absolutly the baby skunks!!!
Image result for pet kingdom fort myers florida

Sunday, August 28, 2016

My favorite music artists

1. Meghan Trainor and my favorite song from her is here
2. Daya favorite song from her right here
3. Sofia Carson favorite song here
4. Justin beiber here
5. Taylor Swift right here

Anyway here is a video of them. Bye!!!!!!


The 'zzzzz' means I am bored and am slightly kinda sad because I just found out that 'Rapids Water park' is goin to be closed on my B day. and we are probably not coming home. And according to my Mom we are not going home for Christmas or my birthday so no great wolf lodge either. Your probably tired of me complaining so here's a video of happiness
Yes wet sloth are sloths are happiness:) 
Anyway today we went to church and now we are at home and i'm about to make lunch and get in the pool. 
The bleh face
Any way i'm gonna go get lunch BYE!

2 days!

2 days until America's got talent is on! I'm super excited!!!!!! And BTW I'm going to be spelling things correctly because I now have SPELL CHECK!!!!!!! Click here and if you paste in the word and it will tell you if you spelled it right or not!
Just got outta the shower
Any who... we are going to church soon and after that we might get in the pool I might do more posts but as of right now...

This is super funny!!!

Saturday, August 27, 2016


Yes friends this is my first post with my brand new COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And no, its not a mac book slightly disapointing but still awesome!
Crazy faces!
I'm so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And please peeps be a dear and click here and look at amazingness!!!!! And I thought the video above would be appropriate for this cause that was kinda my reaction when I found out I was getting a new computer! Bye!!!

New computer

So today ( or the next day ) I will be getting a new computer! So this may be my last blog post on this computer!!!! I'm REALLY hoping I can get a mac book air because in case you don't know mac book pros are SUPER HEAVY!
Just got outta the pool that's why my hairs like that:)
Oh and Mia, I promised you Grace Vanderwaal at the live shows........
Do not be ashamed if you cry happy tears and just so you know she made it to SEMI FINALS!!!
Okey dokey goodbye!

Friday, August 26, 2016

The best sloth pics and videos

So today i'm going to show you some AWESOMLY AWESOME pictures and videos of sloths!Image result for sloth babyImage result for sloth baby
And yes, I have done a sloth post before but there was only 1 vid so.... why not throw in extra adorableness? Some of you ( not that very many people read my blog ) might be wondering " what is her favorite KIND of sloth?" Well the answer my friends is the 2 toed sloth. So just wanted to clear that up, bye!

Thursday, August 25, 2016

We have moved

Yes friends we have FINALLY MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I finally have privacy! And the best part is the room is tiny! I really
like small rooms because their just kinda cozy ya feeling me? Anyway I kinda feel sorry for my Mom and Dad cause the two siblings are technichally sharing a room. They are crazy enough on their own but together? I will spare you the details.....
But I forgot to mention... My FAVORITE part of my new room is my own bathroom!! And I MIGHT be getting a canopy and keyboard!!!! Although it would have to be small. Bye!!!

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Things you didn't know about animals

So i can't chat long 'cause AGT reasults is about to be on just wanna post some facts you probably did not know about animals.

Sloths swim 3 times faster in the water than on land.
A tarantala ( I don't know how to spell it sorry ) can survive over 2 months without food!
When bald eagles where named bald actually meant white

Oh! GTG friends AGT back on!!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

0 days!

Hello........... 0 MORE DAYs UNTIL AGT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have not been this excided since I learned that people could own sloths! And I have not been this excided since I heard about good wish gone bad!! Witch let me tell ya I was PRETTY excided then! The reason i'm so extremely ecstatic ( one of my vocab words ) is because Grace Vanderwaal is going to be on!! No matter WHAT she sings I am voting for her the MAXIMUM number of times! Mia, I will post a video of her singing soon! In case you guys are wondering when it is on the time is 8:00 PM!
Phsyiced face

Monday, August 22, 2016

Funny animal videos

So today i'm doing funny animal videos for you today. Enjoy!
The guilt dogs one is my favorite:). Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2016

My favorite posts

Hi! Whats up? Today i'm going to show you links to my favorite posts on my blog

1. here!!
2.  boom
3. Ta-da!

New books!!!!!!!!

So my Mom VERY awesomely bought me two new books!! Here's a picture
Emma's not so sweet dilemma and star darlings stellar style!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) Bye!!

My top 5 favorite songs

1. Anything by Grace Vanderwaal and anything is not a song it's ALL of her songs
2. 'Love is the name' by Sofia Carson
3. 'Party in the USA' by Miley Cyrus
4. 'Handclap' by Fitz and the Tantrums
5. 'Shake it off' by Taylor swift

This in case you were wondering is 'Love is the name'
I figured I posted pretty much all of Grace's songs so why not my second favorite!! Bye Bye!!

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Draw so cute

So my new obbsesion... the youtube channel called 'Draw so cute'!!! And i'm going to be showing you some videos of her
About to get in the pool
Well friends i'm getting in the pool!!! Bye!!!!!!!!!!


So i'm REALLY bored right now so I just thought I would do a completly random post. Starting off with the one the only...... GRACE VANDERWAAL!!!!
Best singer EVER I have not posted a video of her in a while actually so why not another one! I know i'm obssesed:) I wish she could read this! So today we finally got to swim in our new pool, we have not moved in yet but got to swim ( Mia, I sent you some pics of my room yay! Speaking of yay I get my own room! YAY!!!! Bye!!!

Friday, August 19, 2016

About me

So I was looking through my blog today and read my first post, 'save the black rhinos' here and realized I have not done a post introducing my self!!!! So here are some random things about me

  • Favorite color: purple
  • Favorite animal: sloth
  • Best skill: Piano or baking
  • Best subject in school: French
  • If I could go anywhere: A sloth breeder's house
  • Age: 10 1/2
Well now you know a little more about me! Bye!


In a few days we will be moving in to our REAL house!!! My Mom said she wants to buy it witch would be AMAZING!! But we are only going to have it for about a year or 2. So far the handy man has put together my desk, my Mom and Dad's bed, the TV stand, the outdoor dining room table and the indoor dining room table.

Oh! I forgot I found this new thing on Youtube called 'draw so cute' she is AWESOME AT DRAWING I TELL YOU!!!! This is the first one she has done but she has TONS more. Bye!!!!!!

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Lollipops kid spa

Today we went to an amazing place called... LOLLIPOPS KID SPA!!!!!!!! da da DA! Mia and Addy if you are reading this we HAVE to do the BFF package, something about mani pedis and HOMEADE LIP GLOSS! Here's a pic of my toes.

Purple and glitter!
This is BRITAN'S got talent not AMERICA'S
And I ABSOLUTLY ( I didn't spell it right ) MUST POST AN AGT VIDEO!!!!

Monday, August 15, 2016

New house

So tomorrow ( or the next day ) we will be going to a new house, Mia and Addy I will text you the address ( of course i'm not going to post it for obvious reasons ) and BTW please click on this lovely thing you can vote on AGT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course the voting is closed but when it opens you can vote!
Any yes, that is a star darlings poster behind me
So before I press the publish button I would like to post this.....


Yes, yes you all know I love sloths but today is ALL ABOUT THEM PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! Here are some cool facts about them.

  • Sloths swim 3 times faster in the water than they do on land.
  • A baby sloth is called a pup.
  • Sloths actually grow algae on their fur, gross but cool!
And of course i'm posting a sloth video...
sloth portrait
And BTW I lost a tooth last night!!!!!!!
I know, SCARY FACE!!!!! Hopefully if you read this and don't like sloths this will make you fall in LOVE with them BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Stinking Olympics!

So I'm still mad at the Olympics for pushing back AGT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it HAD to be the one with GRACE VANDERWAAL that got pushed back! I recently sent Grace a letter and i'm hoping she reads this!
This is another of my favorite singers.
Image result for baby sloth So cute!!!!!!! Bye!!! And BTW, still mad about AGT!

Friday, August 12, 2016

Pete's dragon

Ok, so today we are FINALLY going to go see PETE'S DRAGON!!!! My Mom and Dad were like jumping for joy when we figured out the date! I think this trailer is adorable. Speaking of adorable....

This sloths noise is absaloutly crazy!!! And about Pete's Dragon... I'm thinking it's gonna be sad:( Like the dragon dies or something..... anyway, bYe!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes, that is the weirdest way to write bye!

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

New name

Sorry I just HAD to change the name of my precious blog:) :) :)! My Dad gave me this great idea he did not know I had a BAKING blog so he said "is it called life according to Johanna?" And I thought 'huh that's a great blog title' so TA DA!!! And Mia today all of my videos will AGT just for you!

Back in Florida

Yeperdoo were back in Florida! Mia, when you come at Chirstmas WE HAVE TO GO TO PET KINGDOM TOGETHER!!!!!! I would post a pic but I don't think I could get one but.. I will check...
Nope but this is adorable
But I will try to get a sloth picture......
Image result for baby sloths
Cuteness!!!!!!! Bye!

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Sprained pinkie

So yesterday i sprained my pinkie so don't be mad if i spell something wrong now that i can only type with 1 and only 1 hand. Here is how it happened, I was having a sponge fight at camp AKA sponge dodge ball  and a boy chucked a sponge at my face, I blocked it with my hands and the sponge hit it and bent my pinkie to the side and no i'm not eggsaderating or however you spell it it was wet and was heavy!
Any way let's do something happy and watch an AGT video!

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Great subsitutes

1. Out of powdered sugar? Blend 1 cup sugar and about 2 or more tsp cornstarch!
2. No more butter? Use 3/4 cup olive oil for every one cup!
3. No brown sugar in the cupboards? Click HERE! 

Hope you guys like these! Bye!

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